fl0wer-n00ses asked: You guys are coming to my town the day after my birthday but my mom said I need a list of at least 10 reasons as to why she should consider buying me tickets. Help?

1. We are hunks
2. Dave will probably show like twenty people his nuts
3. I love Nintendo
4. We can fit at least 18-23 dead bodies in our van
5. We keep raccoons in our trailer
6. We wear v necks that cut off a few inches from our belly buttons
7. We will probably kidnap you
8. I love Nintendo
9. RIP John Goodman
10. We will beat your mom up

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