REAL FRIENDS

We’re currently touring room 206 at a Days Inn.

Me (Dave) Apparently I also talk in my sleep.

Dane Lambton

Refrigerate after opening.

I sit in my room with my girlfriend and watch movies. Boring life.

My first choice is always luigi, then yoshi.

All Killer No Filler is the reason I started playing music.

Beefy crunch burritos, and nachos with a large Mountain Dew.

Because we do whatever the fuck we want. We are punks.

Please, no. Please…

I’ve got my priorities straight, dawg.

Y u mad? U jelly? U R. LOL.

I’ll take Taco Bell any day of the week

Portillos or Fat Johnnies

We are punks

Baggy sweat suits covered in cheeto crumbs.

Because there are four other people in the band.

Thanks for taking time out of your day to express your opinion.

I know, brah. Fuck em.

You can do better than that, you doofus.

In-N-Out

Fuck you.

burger king straight edge

there will be a few songs

The joke’s on you, internet. We won. Suck it.

He’s waiting for it to fully mature. Then he’s going to harvest it and smoke it.

If you really like this guy, don’t suck his dog’s dick. Or at least don’t let him catch you..

Suck my fuck

real friends