REAL FRIENDS
Month
Dan recorded the new album with strep throat. Applaud the man.
Poo flavored poo.
The power of Tumblr, and some hard work.
Send them back to 1993.
Your dad probably has a fucking mullet
Grapefruit
Thank you for committing credit card fraud for us
It doesn’t matter, everyone does it. Just come out to a show and say what’s up if you dig it
Poo poo
Why would we?
They are straight up pussies
I hope his arms fall off so he can never hug anyone again
Definitely not out of the question
I am actually a cyborg
We have been able to end dog hunger, thank you
Eiche turner’s in Tinley Park
Definitely looking forward to Orlando and Denver, but based on how warped has been I’m stoked for every date
Medal of honor
My dick in a box
I’ve been listening to Relief by Vacationer and Keep Doing What You’re Doing by You Blew It a lot lately
I see them almost every fucking day, hell naw
Pepperjack :-)
Yes, I do the zen of screaming by melissa cross. Look it up!
Fuck them and fuck dodgeball
What the fuck does that even mean?
I saw Brian flapjack in the van once when we were in Europe
Probably gonna donate it once it’s long enough
Probably Philly or Seattle
Possibly, be on the look out
Tinley park, eashily
Old book and we’re just changing
The Rugrats movie soundtrack
We just felt it was time for a change of pace
Fuck. Neck. Deep.
Pop punk sucks
Dan Ahern is a 20 year old know-it-all asshole. We sincerely apologize on his behalf.
Get your tattoo. No hate here, just lurve.