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What is warped tour?

We wanted a name that we would laugh at for the rest of our lives.

I sharted on stage in Germany last year. As long as you can avoid sharting, you have nothing to worry about.

School nights don’t exist for us because we’re degenerates.

i fucking love guac and i fucking love avocados

i really like dimo’s, they are pretty bitchin’

not at all! if you want to have a good time, you want to have a good time. come have a good time with us

if it’s a quick pic, go ahead! nothing wrong with that. i get bothered when people are on it the whole time taking videos. have a memory, not a megabyte on your phone

probably that one time i walked in on some 50-something-year-old dude and he looked me dead in the eyes and said “sorry dude”

yup, i played alto sax my freshman year and bari for the remainder of high school

i can kick theirs and neck deep’s asses. bring it on ya turkeys, i will make you all lick turds out of my butt

outside of chicago, i would have to say el corazon in seattle

hopefully sooner than later! we had a great time at sound wave last year, you guys were wonderful to us

i recently got a ps4 and let me say, that new assassin’s creed is pretty bitchin’

i have no idea what xhamster is, but i’m assuming it has something to do with hamsters

look at videos of corgis on youtube and melt from how precious they are

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2ndIhkA_ss

dawg go to 711 and get a butterfinger

i think it would break the scale. honestly one of the best nights we have had as a band and a huge milestone for us. along with playing all of warped, it was something we never thought would happen. forever grateful for that experience and opportunity